7 Steps to Legal Revenge
by Anna Ardin
Step 2
Think about why you want revenge. You need to be clear about who to take revenge on, as well as why. Revenge is never directed against only one person, but also the actions of the person.
Step 3
The principle of proportionality.
Remember that revenge will not only match the deed in size but also in nature.
A good revenge is linked to what has been done against you.
For example if you want revenge on someone who cheated or who dumped you, you should use a punishment with dating/sex/fidelity involved.
Step 4
Do a brainstorm of appropriate measures for the category of revenge you’re after. To continue the example above, you can sabotage your victim’s current relationship, such as getting his new partner to be unfaithful or ensure that he gets a madman after him.
Use your imagination!
Step 5
Figure out how you can systematically take revenge.
Send
your victim a series of letters and photographs that make your victim’s
new partner believe that you are still together which is better than to
tell just one big lie on one single occasion
Step 6
Rank your
systematic revenge schemes from low to high in terms of likely success,
required input from you, and degree of satisfaction when you succeed.
The
ideal, of course, is a revenge as strong as possible but this requires a
lot of hard work and effort for it to turn out exactly as you want it
to.
Step 7
Get to work.
And remember what your goals are
while you are operating, ensure that your victim will suffer the same
way as he made you suffer.


Step 1
Consider very carefully if you really must take revenge.
It is almost always better to forgive than to avenge . . .